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www.omegle.com

Go to it, have a good fun chat. Mess the hell out of someone, post your conversation here. ;)

Definition of Omegle by Urbandictionary:

Omegle is the 9th wonder of the world, you can be anybody you want to be, some of the most gullible, horny, non-english speaking people lurk the site, wanting a cyber **** buddy, friend or translator.

Omegle

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Expecto patronum!
You: FOR ASLAN!
You: CHING
You: BANG
You: WAZOO!
You: BANG
You: BOOM
You: KABLOOEY!
Stranger: Oh you just reminded me that I have a chocolate milkshake in my fridge.
Stranger: THANK YOU.




-- Edited by WinstonShnozwick on Wednesday 6th of January 2010 06:09:39 PM

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EPIC, I think he was playing hard to get

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: [Omegle is required to inform you by federal law that the IP Address belonging to the stranger you're speaking with now is that of a registered sex offender. We recommend you to not give out any type of personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.]
Stranger: hello~
You: hey hottie
You: want to know where i live what my gender and socialseciruitynumber and creditcard number and name is?
Stranger: not really why?
You: Is there a retard in here, or is it just you?
You: dnt play dumn, even though you do it well
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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and i tried that trick here, but i dont think that it went the way i planned..

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: f ?
You: [Omegle is required to inform you by federal law that the IP Address belonging to the stranger you're speaking with now is that of a registered sex offender. We recommend you to not give out any type of personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.]
Stranger: heya darlin
You: um, hi
Stranger: whats up babe ?
You: why are you talking to me like that?
Stranger: is your **** up handsome ?
You: huh? what do you mean?
Stranger: i cant make it any clearer ! omg
You: why though
Stranger: because i would like that
You: why are you saying these things?
Stranger: ;)
You: why would you like that?
Stranger: its hott
Stranger: you are male/female ?
You: you are kinda creeping me out
Stranger: your the sex offender pal !
You: ACCUSATIONS!
Stranger: yea slander more like
Stranger: sue me
You: why would i sew you?
You: what have i done to you?
Stranger: RAPE RAPE

edit: another one, its just funny how some people really REALLY dont get it sometimes

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: haha i was first
You: your as high as a ****ing kite
Stranger: how did you know
You: cause i watched pinapple express
Stranger: oooooooooo wats that?????
You: a song
Stranger: o ok
Stranger: where r u from
You: the womb
Stranger: lol wat country
You: earth
Stranger: o cool
You: you seem smart [/dumass]
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: no i mean hey thats not nice and i was trying to have a conversation
You: what
Stranger: your a ****ing *******
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


-- Edited by WinstonShnozwick on Monday 4th of January 2010 06:37:54 PM

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The first stranger I talked to...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: this time
Stranger: this place
Stranger: misused
You: hey
Stranger: mistakes
Stranger: too long
Stranger: too lake
You: ???
Stranger: hi
Stranger: this is a music
Stranger: im sorry
You: hey
You: hello
You: hi
You: wassup
You: ummm...
You: ciao
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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the fail never stops

You: TITS OR GTFO
Stranger: 67 year old transgendered woman, retired show girl living in egypt. you?
You: I would like some photos of that
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

HAHAHA i meant to but its such a funny fail

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey oh
You: ho yeh
Stranger: lol
You: lol
Stranger: wow
You: wow
Stranger: racecar
You: carrace
Stranger: FAIL!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


-- Edited by WinstonShnozwick on Monday 4th of January 2010 06:43:57 PM

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The next conversation:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: from?
You: iceland...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Directly after that...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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This one was ok

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: aye
You: hello
Stranger: sup
You: nothing
Stranger: thats cool
You: cool?
You: ur COOL
Stranger: thanks!
You: u know what that stands for?
Stranger: nah
You: constipated overwaited old lady
You: lol
Stranger: how mature
You: hahahaaa
You: ya
Stranger: l8r man
You: and im... a 901 yr old time lord...
You: ...from bbc
Stranger: awesome
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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These are all people telling you guys how much you suck....

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yeah mine are much better in content


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Well my conversation sucked:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: Hello
You: UMAD?
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This was a little better:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: male?
You: hey
You: you are
Stranger: f
You: f could stand for anything
Stranger: female
You: female could stand for anything
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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no, you have to be wonderfully random, let me demonstrate..

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: would you like a burger?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


well im sure it works sometimes??

edit: the second one was great, you got it


-- Edited by WinstonShnozwick on Monday 4th of January 2010 07:19:54 PM

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Hehe, this one was good

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: how r u?
You: are you interested in talking about jesus?
Stranger: but i'm heindu
Stranger: ok
You: haha... nah im just kiddin
You: ..so
You: wassup
Stranger: asl
You: as0
You: thats actually my numberplate... as0 something
Stranger: age
You: 13
Stranger: m/f?
You: maybe one year younger/older
You: Male
You: maybe
Stranger: no 2 year
You: ?
Stranger: u m?
You: ?
Stranger: male?
You: ya
You: and you?
Stranger: me too
You: age?
Stranger: hahahahahahahahahahahaha i don't know my age
You: haha
Stranger: hehehe
You: :)
never mind what happened here.

-- Edited by somerandomdude on Monday 4th of January 2010 07:22:32 PM

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sorry randomdude, but you kind of FAILed on that conversation.. heres mine

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Oi Oi
You: HEY GUYS, BILLY MAYS HERE
Stranger: THE Billy Mays? :)
You: I JUST GOT THIS GREAT NEW PRODUCT
You: ITS CALLED OXYCLEAN
You: GET THE TouGH STAINS OUT EVERY TIME
You: BUY OXYCLEAN


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lol'd

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Why did he leave? We were having a good conversation:
Stranger: hey :)
You: hi there
Stranger: how are you? :D
You: pretty good :P
You: you?
Stranger: pretty awesome :)
Stranger: hahaah
Stranger: asl?
You: what?
Stranger: age sex location haha
You: you gay>
Stranger: nooo
Stranger: hahaah
You: ok, then, I'm 300, am a cross breed and live on Earth
Stranger: noice :D
You: Tanksss
Stranger: im the cookie monster hahah
You: the cookie monsteris fictional, I, on the other hand are rea
Your conversational partner has disconnected.l

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This one reminds me of my friends...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: ribbit
Stranger: croak
You: rib rib bit rittib
Stranger: croa croaka crooak croak
You: ri bit bi rit ib ribbit
Stranger: I'm gonna ****ing cut you
Stranger: http://images.4chan.org/ck/src/1262660922526.jpg
You: rittib
Stranger: with that
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: is rittib
Stranger: w
Stranger: t
Stranger: f
Stranger: is
Stranger: a
Stranger: ****ing
Stranger: rittib
Stranger: god
Stranger: ****ing
Stranger: ****
Stranger: dammit
Stranger: ****
Stranger: ****
Stranger: ****
Stranger: ****
Stranger: ****
Stranger: dick
Stranger: ****
Stranger: ****
Stranger: ****
Stranger: dick
Stranger: tits
Stranger: clit
Stranger: ****
Stranger: vagina
Stranger: clitoris
Stranger: ****ing
Stranger: femur
You: rib bit
Stranger: ****
Stranger: smile.gif
Stranger: ;ale ;wafaxsd
Stranger: fads
Stranger: fsa
Stranger: df
Stranger: asd
Stranger: fsasdfsdf
Stranger: sdfsdfs
Stranger: dfs
Stranger: f
Stranger: sdfd
Stranger: fd
Stranger: fd
Stranger: fdf
Stranger: d
Stranger: sdf
Stranger: sdfasd
Stranger: fsdf
Stranger: sd
Stranger: f
Stranger: asd
Stranger: f
Stranger: sdf
Stranger: dsfasd
Stranger: asdfa
Stranger: fsdfkjsdhflakdjhsfksdnf
Stranger: m
Stranger: sd
Stranger: bfsad,m
Stranger: f
Stranger: askjd
Stranger: fnbasdmnb
Stranger: a
Stranger: sd
Stranger: mfn
Stranger: bs
Stranger: dj
Stranger: fb
Stranger: dmfdhjf
Stranger: fasdfasd
Stranger: hd
Stranger: fj
Stranger: h
Stranger: d
Stranger: h
Stranger: d
Stranger: h
Stranger: jdhfdj
Stranger: hfd
Stranger: jhf
Stranger: d
Stranger: hdj
Stranger: j
Stranger: dh
Stranger: j
Stranger: sdhl
Stranger: dhf
Stranger: as
Stranger: hf
Stranger: dskjf
Stranger: as
Stranger: fjasd
Stranger: f
You: bit
Stranger: fu
Stranger: kc
Stranger:
Stranger: d
Stranger: am
Stranger: m
Stranger: it
Stranger:
Stranger: i'm g
Stranger: on
Stranger: na
You: rib
Stranger: f
Stranger: eye
Stranger: steak
You: bit
Stranger: torrent
You: it rib
Stranger: s your mothers face
You: ribbit
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no charlie, your doing it wrong, thats not how you introduce yourself through asl..

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: want my ASL?
Stranger: sure
You: age) I prefer between 16 and 20 | sex) oral, cant stand anal | location) anywhere, anytime
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lol, I'll try that

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its rare that you ever find someone that understands how omegle works, and plays along with me, this guy was the best person i met all night

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: -HEY GUYS BILLY MAYS HERE
-HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN TIRED OF YOUR COMPUTER
-DOES IT JUST WORK TOO DAMN EFFICIENTLY
-DO YOU GET PARANOID THAT ITS PLOTTING AGAINST YOU
-WELL YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT
-IF YOU WANT TO STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY JUST GO TO THIS SITE
http://antyspyvarescanstore.com/hitin.php?land=20&affid=91702
-AND A TROJAN WILL KILL YOUR COMPUTER
-YOU WONT HAVE TO BE WOKEN UP AT NIGHT FROM PARANOIA EVER AGAIN
Stranger: you were so fast, mother nature told you to sloooooow doooooown, and u said **** YOU & kicked her in the face with ya energylegs
You: i like you, you would make a great sex slave
Stranger: i know
Stranger: im awesome
You: so then, lets go kick a hobo
Stranger: for sure
You: YOU DISHONER ME
Stranger: **** CHARLES, I LOVE YOU
You: I SHALL NOT TOlerATE YOUR RUDeNESS
You: WE DUEL TO THE DEATH AT DAWN
Stranger: HOW BOUT A BIG NICE CUP OF SHUT THE **** UP?
Stranger: :):)
You: BRING YOUR SABER
Stranger: MAH LIGHTZABERS
You: AND sAY YOUR GOODBYES
Stranger: BAI KK U1 OR NN
You: YOU SHALL NEVER EXPERIENCE THE SWEET SMELL OF LIFE EVER AGAIN
Stranger: WHISTLIN NIGGA COMIN'
You: I LUNGE AT YOU WITH MY sWORD
Stranger: THAT SMELL HAS GOT ME ****ED UP SINCE I WAS 12
Stranger: btw
Stranger: fu
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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Oh, I suck:
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f?
You: hey
You: crossbreed
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I won:
You: Anno Domini (abbreviated as AD or A.D., sometimes found in the irregular form Anno Domine) and Before Christ (abbreviated as BC or B.C.) are designations used to number years in the Julian and Gregorian calendars. The calendar era to which they refer is based on the traditionally reckoned year of the conception or birth of Jesus, with AD denoting years after the start of this epoch, and BC denoting years before the start of this epoch. There is no year zero in this scheme, so the year AD 1 immediately follows the year 1 BC.

The Gregorian calendar, and the year numbering system associated with it, is the calendar system with the most widespread use in the world today. For decades, it has been the unofficial global standard, recognized by international institutions such as the United Nations and the Universal Postal Union. It is also a basis of scholarly dating, though some people adopt the Common/Christian Era labels, retaining the same numeric values but using the label "CE" (Common/Christian Era) instead of "AD", and "BCE" (Before the Common/Christian Era) instead of "BC".

The term Anno Domini is Medieval Latin, translated as In the year of (the/Our) Lord.[1][2]:782 It is sometimes specified more fully as Anno Domini Nostri Iesu (Jesu) Christi ("In the Year of Our Lord Jesus Christ").

Traditionally, English has copied Latin usage by placing the abbreviation before the year number for AD; since BC is not derived from Latin it is placed after the year number (for example: 64 BC, but AD 2010). However, placing the AD after the year number (as in "2010 AD") is now also common. The abbreviation is also widely used after the number of a century or millennium, as in "fourth century AD" or "second millennium AD" (although conservative usage formerly rejected such expressions).[3]

Because B.C. is the English abbreviation for Before Christ, some people incorrectly conclude that A.D. must mean After Death, i.e., after the death of Jesus. If that were true, the thirty-three or so years of his life would not be in any era.[4]
Stranger: hey
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Now this wasn't fair:
Stranger: female? 15 or 14? horny?
You: I'm a dog
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ohh, great going winston, now ive been cursed to die tomorrow by a crazed satanist who thought he was the devil...

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Hows this?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: asl
You: Ever done a dog?


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Yes.
Stranger: how are you
You: Yes.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: guy?
You: No.
Stranger: EXCELLENT.
You: I am both.
Stranger: Lady Gaga? Is that you?
You: Quite strangely, no.
Stranger: ...Uncle Leo?
You: Close...
Stranger: Oh! Hitler! Gotta be Hitler.
You: I am your mum.
Stranger: Nuh-uh.
You: Yes, you can check.
Stranger: Prove it.
You: Okay, come over to me, I will pull my pants down.
Stranger: Hmmm..............
Stranger: ITS A TRAP
You: What is?
Stranger: You.
You: I ate a guy once.
You: Could have used a bit of salt.
Stranger: Like, ATE ate, or sucked him off?
You: Ate him, as in cooked him.
Stranger: Oh. Hey, comparing to other meats, what do humans taste like?
You: Well, actually, quite nice.
You: We have a bit of a beefy taste.
You: Mixed with turkey.
Stranger: Huh. I would've guessed Lamb.
You: Nope, sorry to disappoint you.
Stranger: Yes. Yes you are sorry.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny
You: Very.
You: For dogs.
Stranger: go on yahoo
Stranger: my dick is 9.5
You: Are you a dog?
Stranger: no human
You: Sorry, only dogs man.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Let's cut to the chase, tell me which of the following you are:
A) Male (not horny) looking to speak with a female
B) Male (not horny) looking to speak with a male
C) Female (not horny) looking to speak with a male
D) Female (not horny) looking to speak with a female
E) Male (horny) looking to speak with a female
F) Male (horny) looking to speak with a male
G) Female (horny) looking to speak with a male
H) Female (horny) looking to speak with a female
You: Could you repeat that?
You: I didn't catch it the first time.
Stranger: lol
You: I am serious, retype it man.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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This guy held out too long, I had to go. Shower.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: H...H...Hello?
Stranger: hi
You: I...I am Sam.
Stranger: sam i am
You: Do you like green eggs and ham?
Stranger: i dont like then sam i am
You: Thats just uncalled for.
You: You could have just said, "No thanks Sam, I am on a diet,"
Stranger: yes i could of
You: No you couldn't, you were following a script.
You: I made a few modifications to mine.
Stranger: haha i can tell
You: Really? I thought it was rather subt;e.
You: *subtle
You: Do you think I will get the part?
Stranger: maybe dont give up!
You: I won't, thanks for the support, I knew I could count on you.
Stranger: thums up!
You: (Thumbs has a 'b' in it)
Stranger: or yer
You: Wow, you seem to be able to hold a conversation longer then the other people here.
You: All I did was ask them if they had ever done a dog and they left.
Stranger: haha yer will that mite scare them off
You: Why?
You: I have done dozens.
Stranger: what sort of dogs?
You: Jackrussles.
Stranger: haha mad!
You: I know, eh?
You: I ate the dogs afterwards though.
You: Couldn't let the secret get out.
Stranger: ok what do they taste like
You: Turkey and Lamb.
Stranger: mmm ok
You: Yep.
Stranger: what else do you eat?
You: People.
Stranger: really? what do they taste like?
You: Depends.
You: Hair colours change the taste,
Stranger: really so what do brown hair ppl taste like
You: Kind of like pork.
You: Just a bit more salty.
Stranger: blonde?
You: Apples.
Stranger: wow there two difference things?
You: Yeah, they go together well.
You: Like applesauce and pork.
Stranger: yer tastey then!
You: Yeah.
You: Oh, look at the time!
You: Bye.
You have disconnected.


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lol


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That was a great conversation, they always ask me if I'm m or f and I say dog so they leave... WAIT A SEC. You won't eat me will you Jack?

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Worst yet:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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even worse:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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aww thats just weird, people just disconnect first for no reason.

somerandomdude, you need to shapen up. you lack quality, to put in quality, you need these three traits.

1) Spontaneousness
2) Rudeness
3) Sarcasm
4) Wit
5) Humor

oh yeah, heres a convo

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: just let go
Stranger: I LIKE SEX
Stranger: I LIKE SEX
Stranger: **** YOU!
You: *hump*
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HOLY **** DID I JUST SEE WHAT THOUGHT I SAW!!! LIKE 7 PEOPLE ON AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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somerandomdude, you need to shapen up. you lack quality, to put in quality, you need these three traits.

1) Spontaneousness
2) Rudeness
3) Sarcasm
4) Wit
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Thats just not me... so DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!(soz for the triple post thingy, i stuffed up with the quoting)

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and in honor of the recent record breaking

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WE BROKE THE RECORD
Stranger: FOR WHAT?!?!?
You: MOST MEMBERS ON THE SITE AT ONE TIME
Stranger: BIGGEST BOOBS?
Stranger: wow liar
Stranger: last night there were 7000 people on
Stranger: theres 5000 right now
Stranger: retarded little *******
You: hey guess what
You: im gunna let you in on a little secret
Stranger: no
You: YO **** YOU
You have disconnected.


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: YOU HAO?
You: I have your IP BITOCH
Stranger: o.o?
You: AND I KNOW HOW TO FOLD DECORATIVE PAPER
Stranger: icic ok.
You: you dont want to **** with me
You: because i **** back
You: *hump*
Stranger: Crazy dog
Stranger: you hao?
You: of course i Have An Otter
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Space...
Stranger: the final frontier.
Stranger: These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise.
You: Aha, but on the horizon
You: its something coming
You: A wild Abra appears
You: item
You: attack
You: run
You: pokemon
Stranger: use masterball
You: but its no use
Stranger: wrong
You: Wild abra used teleport again
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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lol'd

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Ohnoez:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: age
You: 53, you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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heres a few "WTF??" chats I had

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: you make me randy baby
Stranger: **** off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i reallllllly cant stay
Stranger: BABY ITS COLD OUTIDE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

im kinds worried here, at the end i was a bit off

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are you my knight in shining armor?
You: well
You: I can be
You: in fact I AM!
You: my armors a bit dull however, and parts are rusted off
Stranger: oh why is that
Stranger: too much battle
You: GOETH TO THOU LOCALE MARKET SQUARETH AND BRINGETH BACK ME SOMETH OIL WENCH
You: I MUSTE LUBRICATE MYETH ARMORE HINGES
Stranger: you can use my **** juice
You: WHAT WOULDE THIS MYSTICALE "JUICE" BEETH THAT THOU SPEEKETH OF?
Stranger: it resides in a deep place inside of me, and only the brave and sexy can retrieve my potions
You: AHA SO THEN, WHERETH WOULDE THOU PLACE OF MAGIC BEETH WITHIN YOU?
You: I WOULDE JOURNEY FAR AND LONG TO RETREIVE YOUR POTIONS
Stranger: i will wait beyond the mountain peaks, my potions stirring ready for your skins sword
You: AH YES, BUT YOU MUST BEETH CAREFULE FOR MY SWORD IS QUITE LARGE AND SHARP
You: I HAVE A GREAT AIM, NO ANIMAL STANDS BEFORE ME
You: I BRING THEM ALL DOWN TO THE GROUND
Stranger: hm but perhaps there is an animal you have yet to conquer
You: WHAT WOULDSTE THISE BEETH?
Stranger: woman
Stranger: one woman
You: NAY, I HAVE "SLAIN ALL BUT YOU
You: so then, lets drop all this pretense
You: are you a girl? TITS OR GTFO
Stranger: im female
Stranger: duh either that or a fag
You: PICS OR IT NEVER HAPPENED
Stranger: NEVER WILL BITCH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

haha, the power of my mind, this one chickened out

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: are you a girl?
Stranger: i have 2 vaginas, does that count?
You: PICS OR IT NEVER HAPPENED
Stranger: do you want a pic of my 4th nipple too?
You: TITS OR GTFO
Stranger: what about my fat camel toe?
Stranger: do feet turn you on? i have 11 toes ;D
You: Arrg, ye seem te be messin' with me, thats not ay smar' thin' te do here, out in th' open wa'ers.
You: ILL make ye walk th' plank.
Stranger: wanna walk on my burnt back? i was in fire as young'lin
You: A S L
Stranger: 64, double the women you'll ever meet ;D, you're eaten out ass
You: you seem tense
You: I must tell you that I am a registered sex offender in 48 states.
You: Rape is my speciality.
You: I meet people online.
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haha

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: stranger?
You: no, im you
Stranger: No, you're stranger
Stranger: I'm You
You: no, im you
You: your the stranger
Stranger: you're not understanding me
Stranger: I'm You: and You're Stranger:
You: you dont understand!
Stranger: Don't make me come over there!
You: your a gay fish
You: I am you
You: you are a stranger
Stranger: A gay fish?
Stranger: who says that
Stranger: weirdo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

well this went off rather well

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hola mi amigo!
You: Salut, ca va?
Stranger: huh?
You: what?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

and a slightly creepy one by yours truely

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey man
You: are you lonely
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: A little bit
You: i can be your blanket
Stranger: Haha
You: I can cover you with myself, shade you from the cold
Stranger: Ok?
You: and if you have a runny nose, you can wipe it on me
Stranger: Eww
You: and I will trap and cusion your farts
Stranger: Ha ok stop
You: no, im not ifnished
Stranger: Well hurry it up then
You: if you are thrashing around in your sleep, I will wind myself around your body and suffocate you
Stranger: Owch ha ha
You: you will wake up in the mornings with an erection poking into me
You: I will always be unmade
You: and when you threw up that one time, I was your wipe
You: that little stain is at the bottom of me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



-- Edited by WinstonShnozwick on Wednesday 6th of January 2010 05:33:58 PM

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There is about a 1/20,000 chance that one of us will meet up and spam each other to death. Keep going!

BTW, I think Charlie dogs second one was gold

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Say Ice the moment you get online. That way we can tell if we meetup.:)

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Yeah, charlies second one is gold, I will preserve it. And actually, about 1/6000 chance thymole.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: guy looking for girls with nudes
You: im gay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m or f
You: Tranny
Stranger: ?
You: both
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WHATS UP
Stranger: not much
You: thats pretty tight **** yo
Stranger: just watch bcs championship
Stranger: not really
You: nice, right up the hizzle
Stranger: bama looks lost out there
You: I would fap to that for sure
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Here we go, lets see peoples reactions to losing the game.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: guess what
Stranger: what
You: I just lost the game.
Stranger: awww
Stranger: u made me lose the game
Stranger: damn
You: you shouldbitch about it more
Stranger: ok your an ass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m/f?
You: you want to know a secret/
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hello person
You: I have brought you a message.
You: I just lost the game.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey man, hows it goin?
Stranger: Hello whats your name
You: The game.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



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There is about a 1/20,000 chance that one of us will meet up and spam each other to death. Keep going!

True... i tried it once before...

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