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OH OH GREAT PADILSOP
YOU TRULY ARE HOLY
YOU WILL SAVE OUR LAND AND BRING US SOME MEAT
OH YOU ARE A LEADER
A TRULY GREAT LEADER
PADILSOP FOR PREZZY
WE WILL VOTE FOR YOU
YOU RULE THE WORLD AND BLACK ICE TOO
YOU CAN NOW BEGIN TO PRAY TO ME
OH GREAT PADILSOP
WE WILL WORSHIP YOU
YOUR GREATNESS IS SO GREAT TODAY
EVEN GREATER THAN IT WAS YESTERDAY
OH GREAT PADILSOP
YOU TRULY ARE GREAT
OH GLORIOUS COUNTRY
OUR GOD IS PADILSOP
CAUSE YOU ARE SO GRET AND WE WILL WORSHIP YOU
FOR HE IS SO HOLY
HE IS JUST SO HOLY
HIS NAME IS PADILSOP
AND HE IS OUR LORD
GREATNESS IS BROUGHT TO EARTH BY HIM
WE WILL ALWAYS BOW DOWN TO HIM
HE IS SO GLORIOUS HE WILL RULE US ALL
PADILSOP YOU ARE A GREAT LORD
GREATER THAN JACK OR WINSTON
WELL HE IS A RULER
A REALLY GOOD RULER
FOR HE HAS BROUGHT GLORY TO ALL OF OUR LAND
HIS NAME IS PADILSOP
IN HERE WE CAN WORSHIP
THE GREAT DIVINE DEITY
OH LORD HEAR US SING
OH PADILSOP YOU ARE A GOD
YOU BRING FOOD TO ALL OF THE POOR
HE IS A RULER
A REALLY GRAND ONE
HIS NAME IS PADILSOP
AND WE WILL NOW START PRAYING TO HIM
OH HE IS GREATNESS
A GREAT DIVINE LOOOOOOOOOOORD!!!



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WIN ANTHEM IS WIN

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Vote 1: Padislop

O Great Ruler, How May Thy Serve Youth?

-- Edited by CharlieDog on Friday 16th of April 2010 04:41:14 AM

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Today at school I noticed 'what the **** raph' strongly sounds like 'world of warcraft'

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OH CHARLIEDOG, YOU MAY BECOME THE HIGH PRIEST OF PADILSOP TEMPLE

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watch it with the spam, I had half a mind to close this

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WinstonShnozwick wrote:

watch it with the spam, I had half a mind to close this



SHALT I DESTROY THIS NON-BELIEVER O GREAT ONE?

 



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A Synopsis:

 



OH OH GREAT PADILSOP
YOU TRULY ARE HOLY


•you are based on faith and are thus obsolete

YOU WILL SAVE OUR LAND AND BRING US SOME MEAT


• you are anti industrialization and are probably gay

OH YOU ARE A LEADER
A TRULY GREAT LEADER
PADILSOP FOR PREZZY


•you are not actually a leader of anything, just a leader who has written an anthem in hopes of having a purpose

WE WILL VOTE FOR YOU


• you appear to be going for a sort of universal state conciousness here while maintaining a democratic style of government


YOU RULE THE WORLD AND BLACK ICE TOO


• which must be interpreted as measuring, because you previously stated you are not yet the leader of anything

YOU CAN NOW BEGIN TO PRAY TO ME


• in an interesting turn of events he has returned individuality to the anthem chanter. And even given every supporter of his rule a divine status that appears to be above his own

OH GREAT PADILSOP
WE WILL WORSHIP YOU


•here we see that he wishes to be worshipped as well, meaning that everyone is being worshipped, however if you look at the way things are phrased, he will apparently be worshipped last

YOUR GREATNESS IS SO GREAT TODAY
EVEN GREATER THAN IT WAS YESTERDAY


• meaning he is always surpassable

OH GREAT PADILSOP
YOU TRULY ARE GREAT


• yet as previously stated, never fully great

OH GLORIOUS COUNTRY


• implying that he will be indefinitely happy to have any land at all

OUR GOD IS PADILSOP
CAUSE YOU ARE SO GRET AND WE WILL WORSHIP YOU

•so apparently he is divine because he is gret (perhaps meaning the corn based butter chunks served in southern America, "grits/grets") and because he is worshipped at all, meaning you are not actually divine.


FOR HE IS SO HOLY
HE IS JUST SO HOLY

• holiness to a fake god is not recommended


HIS NAME IS PADILSOP
AND HE IS OUR LORD


• which really implies a sort of elected pharoah by this point

GREATNESS IS BROUGHT TO EARTH BY HIM
WE WILL ALWAYS BOW DOWN TO HIM
HE IS SO GLORIOUS HE WILL RULE US ALL

•this last statment implies that even his followers are not led by him


PADILSOP YOU ARE A GREAT LORD
GREATER THAN JACK OR WINSTON


•most people are greater than Winston, note the technical truth derived from using OR instead of AND

WELL HE IS A RULER
A REALLY GOOD RULER
FOR HE HAS BROUGHT GLORY TO ALL OF OUR LAND

• which contradicts the beginning, perhaps this is a revelation to the future, and is probably flawed


HIS NAME IS PADILSOP
IN HERE WE CAN WORSHIP
THE GREAT DIVINE DEITY


• implying that this demigod figure cannot be worshipped anywhere but in an unspecified place in which the anthem is read, implying a lack of freedom, and a secrecy of the nation as a whole.

OH LORD HEAR US SING
OH PADILSOP YOU ARE A GOD
YOU BRING FOOD TO ALL OF THE POOR



• and so the food must be taken from the rich, implying a command economy

HE IS A RULER
A REALLY GRAND ONE
HIS NAME IS PADILSOP
AND WE WILL NOW START PRAYING TO HIM
OH HE IS GREATNESS
A GREAT DIVINE LOOOOOOOOOOORD!!!



BEHOLD!!!



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moleelom

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In short, snap put of it Charlie and go back to worshpping me. I throw parties on weekends

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OH CHARLIE, YOU MAY TORTURE WINSTON AND THYMOLE TO DEATH

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This dog lacks the balls to come at me

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hi.

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very true thy, if he lacked balls he could not produce the semen to 'come' at you

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and u said i was bad :D

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moleelom

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Uh, isn't semen made elsewhere? I know sperm is but... Not my area of expertise

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I was desexed...

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I thought u were on holiday... -_-

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padilsop socks

-- Edited by Alex of Macedon on Friday 23rd of April 2010 05:00:32 AM

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I am

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THIS THREAD'S GLORY MUST BE REVIVED

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I PROPOSE NO ONE POSTS HERE

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OK I AGREE

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FOR THE GLORY OF PADISLOP!!

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FOR GREATNESS!!!

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FOR THE FROG EMPIIIIRRREEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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FOR PADILSOP!!!

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FOR ARNOTT'S SHAPES[TM] BARBECUE FLAVOR!!!!!!

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AD VICTORIAM ET GLORIAM DEORUM

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WAN TANKA

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I LIKE SAVORY BETTER!!!

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I LIKE THE WHOLESOME ADDICTIVE GOODNESS OF CHEESE AND BACON EVEN BETTER!!!!!!!!!!

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WE MUST REVIVE THIS GLORIOUS THREAD IF ANYONE REMEMBERS IT

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No one

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Testicles

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Epididymis

-- Edited by Thy on Friday 15th of October 2010 06:34:11 PM

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HEY EVERYBODY YOUR EPIDERMIS IS SHOWING

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And your genticles

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