Well... this whole "identity theft" **** is NOT FUNNY this black background is depressing me and the vomit-green strips make me wanna puke so stop this **** if you're just kidding (which you are) and IF you just so happen to actually be an identity thief then stop it... this is your one and only warning and you want to take it seriously... seriously... so if this alleged "identity theft" isn't something personal then its most likely the one who's infected my computer in which case i shall hold true to my origional statement and I SHALL NOT REST UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD... i am completely serious, do not take this lightly, do not take this as a joke, just stop it now. Stop. It. Now.
Bring it, there are four guns in my house. Two of them are illegal. One is a .35 caliber magnum (which is probably too big for me to fire without breaking both of my wrists)
also have an old katana, although it would probably break on the first hit. -thy
Well, i cast Finger of Death (Druid Lvl12) with the aid of my +6 Amulet of SRD and my +9 Staff of Awesome + my roll of 14 all adds up to... you guessed it... you're screwed...
