a few weeks later i heard the girl one from mum...r
I don't think he was meant to do that :S
"well kara... one day you'll meet a boy... and he will take his penis... and place it inside your vagina... and then rub around a lot... and will release liquids inside you which makes babies."
Me: D:
Him: "and i know you think its gross now but one day you'll desire that kind of thing. But remember its your body right? dont let just any guy get inside you.
Me: (FMLFMLFMLFMFLFMLFMLF)
And then he goes on to explain how the penis works.
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dammit
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I'm a witch. I'll curse you. Raawwwwwwrrrrrrr
"YOU ARE THE PLUSLE TO MY MINUN!"
-Winston
"ok Krystal... Um... So you're gonna start changing ok? You're body is maturing. You've got eggs inside you, and every two weeks one is going to be released and you're going to find some bleeding around your um... *points*
Um, so don't be worried, it's natural. And it's ok if you get a bit moody, because a lot of girls do that.
Um... And I think it hurts... I'm not really sure... If it hurts just come ask me and I'll find something for that...
Oh and don't feel bad for the egg. It's not a real baby ok?"
Oh god dad...
Of course I'd had like four periods already by then :P