I realise there are women in the bed. I return to bed with a smile. One of them wakes up and slaps me and runs. The other two proceed to turn into giant lizards.
I realise my nails are turning into claws. Am I becoming a lizard, or a werewolf? I look out of the window to see if it's night, and if the moon is full.
A helicopter starts firing at me. I find a bazooka in my front pocket, so I fire at the helicopter back. It's destroyed in one shot. Unfortunately, the explosion burns my hand. ****, that hurts.
Suddenly our phone rings. We pick it up thinking it to be a friend, but we find that no one is talking on the other end. Only breathing. We quickly hang up, believing it a prank call. But it rings again and again, so we finally say "johnny stop it!" But johnny is right next to us. But if johnny is next to us...
We realise that it was Tim, John's best friend. We manage to demolish the building. We jump out of the window, but we soon realize that we were on a really high building, and though we're on the first floor, the whole building is falling on us. We use teleport. We are teleported to a wonderful garden. There's John, too. There's a river. We get near it. A crocodile nearly cut my head off. We get away.
Soon we realize that ours are fairy wings and that wereJohn is staring at us. We turn into fairies, and don't come back to the mothership until we've got some cuddling with wereJohn.
Popsicles now start raining off the clouds. A Drumstick explodes when hitting the ground. Yet, it was at a fair distance so no one got hurt, but soon some may fall on our heads.
