Black Ice studios

Yes, he is a n00b and an idiot. He thinks his scenarios are so great, but I doubt he spends much/any time playing other peoples scenarios, and probably hasn't checked the scenario design forum even once.

Let's kick the heretic out of HG

VOTE EXILE: DAVID J SPETCH

You should probably edit that out at the DL section, you could get in trouble for that.

That was... that guys wierd...

VOTE: KILL

The pro gay lawyer strikes again everyone should have a look at his new rule ^_^:

http://aom.heavengames.com/downloads/showfile.php?fileid=9335&f=&st=20&ci=

-- Edited by CharlieDog on Saturday 27th of February 2010 11:30:27 PM

omg that guy is an IDIOT

I am looking forward to this so much. And now, its question and answer sessions!

Q."Ya see, my morality is in check whether you like it or not and Yeeebaaagoooon and I have made an agreement and I agreed to honor that agreement as long as everyone else is expected too as well."

A.Damn man, its not every day that a random stranger comes to me and just becomes chummy and lets me allow him to bypass any regulations. Oh well, you and yeeb surely have some special bond.

Q."Other then that I got no worries, I however got a bunch of jealous whiners blubbering away about how they wish they could control my actions. It only makes sense to wish for things you can't make happen yourself btw."

A.Yes we are highly jealous of him and wish that we could obtain his powers of douchebaggery.

Q."I play by my rules and if that is not acceptable then my membership will be terminated. plain and simple but then again as previously mentioned your brains are obviously way too small to realise something so simple all by yourself as you so clearly demonstrate."

A.No, I think my brain is the right size, I understand by what you mean that if you act like an asshat then you will get banned, its not that hard to infer.

Q."I can't help it that I naturally make some of the best scenario's you'l ever play (call me anything from ****y to honest), nor can I help that your jealousy overwhelemes you, so in the end what this boils down too is are my talents here worth keeping around?"

A.God dammit, and I don't have my aom. Just my luck, that after years of designing experience, Vandhall, Oscar, those guys just didn't have it. Can't believe I wasted my sorry time playing the so called legendary designers scenarios when I could play yours, which have just started in designing. I am so angry I don't have my aom, missing out on this goldmine of fun.

Q."Well since you jerks try way too hard at being control freaks and do such as rating my scenarios for your inability to understand the simplest of things I made a new rule, a new regulation because "I can do what ever I please." Now the rule is quite simple really and that rule is:"

A.Yep, we, with months of designing and criticizing experience, are mere novices when compared to the unstoppable wit from one such as yourself. Such a horrible thing wee didn't realize that. And sorry about thinking you had to follow rules by being a mere member here, you are obviously god.

Q."If you want me to leave any more scenario's here / if you value having my work around then you will assure that "Flight Of The Golden Fleece", "300 Live The Movie" and "2 TWRS Helms Deep Surreal" each have an "over all" rating of at least 4.5. and that is just because, well obviously I have earned it ;) (you want to argue this? You also want another new rule too? I already have one in mind if anyone even tries it)"

A.Ah, you have me stone stopped here. I could kiss the ass of your OBVIOUSLY earned designing reputation, as to keep your glorious peices of mere artwork here. Or, I get some bit critical, not worshiping you as the single most important thing that happened since the birth of AoMH, and you go emo on us and take out your OBVIOUSLY well done scenarios.

Q."Despite your claims and obviously delusional mind jack it is you that made mention of religious garbage and in desperate attempt to make relation of it with me by desperately scrambling to drag me down to that level no matter how you try to worm your way out of it."

A.No, dear yahweh, he has seen through our holy struggle. We tried to convert you and form your beliefs of our divine worshipings, but you will not become a muslim like us.

Q."So if I'm worth having around you will make sure that the ratings to keep me around are up to par / 4.5 - 5 otherwise I just will not waste any more of my precious time leaving primo material here for a bunch of jealous blubbering whiners to attempt to degrade while everyone else who downloads my material (of which I will continue to be more than proud to attach my name to each and every title) sits back and does nothing."

A.A 4.5 rating is clearly up to par, when 5 is the highest, 4.5 clearly is the MINIMUM level of deserving for all your OBVIOUSLY deserving scenarios. While a 3 is the average rating of most scenarios, you are no mere mortal, you are a god, we need to worship your DESERVING talant.

Q."I happen to know that you guys are very lucky to have me around, but ya know what they say .... some don't know what they got until it's gone and perhaps that's the way it's got to be around here."

A.You read my mind! Well then I won't keep it in anymore. All these modern guys designing stuff right now need to put their heads in a hole. All their months of designing and work releases are pathetic knockoffs. You, who just came here, OBVOIUSLY have some sort of preedained powers when it comes to AoM. You sir, are a higher being.

Q."Get over your jealousy, I think the first step to accomplishing this would be for you first to just admit it ;) I mean it's not hard for anyone to see why you would so easily be jealous :)"

A.Ah, me and my mediocre skills in creating triggers, using them, map design, and many more fields of aom which I have had months of use to know of. Its all worthless, I am so damn jealous of you, I wish I had the supreme powers of UBER self esteem ego that let me throw crap at a fan and show it to AoMH as art, while still obtaining the OBVIOUS fact that it is the greatest acheivement ever done, while on top of that the great powers of dickery, and immune to criticism.

Q."Well I don't know about you but I certainly enjoyed this conversation thus far ;)"

A.Well I certainly have. ;)

Q."Remember, the new rule is not up for debate because it is "my" choice and I will not leave any more scenario's here if those three scenario's don't have a rating of at least 4.5 = bottom line = non negotiable."

A.Men, this is a hostage situation! Random prickhead has taken our toilet **** hostage and refuses to give it back unless we worship it!

Q."Ask yourself, do ya really want to keep trying my patience on such petty rhetoric? ?? I mean any more personal attacks and I will have no problem throwing more rules on the table. It's called leverage and I guess were about to see my worth with that leverage in my abilities to make what people like to play here in the form of scenario's and perhaps someday even campaigns is really worth to the people who frequent this area of the site."

A.Crap, this is a bigger problem than we thought. Yeeb... oh yeah, you control and own Heavengames. Your rules are THE rules. Its also too bad that your scenarios are the GOD FORBID only quality maps EVER to be worth downloading. This makes your offer one I may have to contemplate. When I'm sitting on the toilet.

Q."You guys may not see it yet, but you're walking a very thin line with me and I may just pack up and move on without warning if this keeps up. I come here to share scenario's and could do without the drama here thank you because I do have alot of better things I can do with my time than spend it on petty bs."

A.So its like a terrorist threat, except kind of the opposite. Is that a threat or a promise?

Q."You all may genuinely thank my so called critics here on this very site any time you like for the new rule, because they brought to my attention that perhaps I'm not worth having around because I am too good at this and they are jealous because of it because it is more important to judge my work based upon how much they like my conduct when my contuct is evaluated based upon my willingless to circome to their bs.. Oh wait a minute, perhaps it's because they try to bring me down and fail and because I remain a top standing scenario maker without falling victem to their attempts of condescending bs. and of course it's because they are so use to having people come to them for advice or approval and yet I look for none and still make some of the best scenario's is what excites them because they have no control over what I do. I would love for any one of them to show me something they made that I might be jealous of?!! Likely that will never happen which is why they are trying so hard to beat me down to their level even though it's too late because you have seen my work havn't you ;) he he he ho ho ho ha ha ha the pudding's in the pie ;) Hey no offence towards the creators of AOM because they made this amazing game, but I myself love playing my own scenario's more than I enjoy playing any of their scenario's and yet I have them to thank for this priveledge of making scenarios which I do appreciate the privledge but that's as far as I see that going besides a thank you guys for making this game (along with even a pat on the back)! lol what can I say, I take my critics very seriously :) when "I want" too / have the time to spare!"

A.You, you, oh lord you are a blessing in disguise! We must immediately add your new rule to the Code of Conduct and abide by it, lest we suffer death by boredom by lack of your maps. Because you know, with all the hundreds of scenarios and stuff that has also been released, and all the people giving many perfect 5.0 scores, thats just bull****. Its just a stupid meme they are going through, and we would never get bored of playing your 3- maps over and over, cause you know, there is not one single other bit of crap here that I would ever think of downloading. As to the critics part, you must take us to extremely seriously that you see the opposite of what is being said. Now THAT IS AWESOME! I can't even bring myself up to your level and pretend to be worth anything, you have lots of designing time over me and obviously need to teach me.







 

I enjoyed matching wits with Douch B. Ag, I wonder now, there are two things.\

1) Should I put that response to him? I would probably get in trouble though, so its not worth it.

2) Should I just email Papaya and have him deal with it?

I laughed SO hard

YOU... nah the thing ^^^ the... your post thing

That works :D

I know, he is leaving!

That's quite interesting. Certainly very unexpected.

Ew

speaking of tools, this guy is a tool

OMG IF HE'S LEAVING LET'S HAVE A FORUM PARTAY!!!

He looks like he's 100, but that's just the way I'm looking at it...

DEAR DAMN HIM

http://aom.heavengames.com/downloads/showfile.php?fileid=9374

AD VICTORIAM ET GLORIAM!!!!!!!!!

After flaming all of us, Khan, Yeeb and in the Library Civis Romanus perma banned him!

YEAH WOOHOO PARTY I AM SO HAPPY, THIS IS SO GREAT HE IS BANNED PERMANANTLY AND GETS NO EFFIN PAROLE!!!! YAEAHHASHD!!!!

I hereby give him a piece of my mind. Check his youtube channel for the discussion if there is one. And here is my comments for him, in case he deletes it.

"I am truthfully saying this with my full honesty. And you may just write it off as one person hating you or just jealous of you, but there are easily more than ten other people that would agree. I am speaking of aomh. Now seriously, you may have had good intent from the start, and a promising map designing future, but it was not to be. You were a complete self absorbant douchebag. You thought nothing of anyone except yourself, falsely thinking that the universe was here for you. You mentioned multiple times that out of all the thousands of downloadable maps, many of which have had thousands of download counts and multiple high reviews, yours, made in no time at all, a peice of crap put together, were the best thing ever, and everything else was suckish. I mean, even though the hundreds of opinions that disagreed with you, you still thought that, there is no reasoning with someone that doesnt know reason. You are en egotistic *******, and honestly, made from many reviews against you, your work was not the best. It wasnt even average at times, being quite bad. And you as a person are pathetic. You attacked and made comments rudely to very celebratedly prestigious members of AOMH, who are recognized by basically everyone but you to be all that they were, very good and respectable. You have no idea what you are talking about, and you need to seriously screw off if thats your attitude. You honestly believed that we thought you wre the best thing there and would be missed, that its a punishment if your work no longer was there? I chalange you to find a single comment that proves that you are as good as you think, because you are not. You are a douchebag that everyone generally disliked because of your attitude, and your work was bad. Your maps were bad, you didnt put any time into them. A map made in a day is bad no matter how good anyone may say. It always takes time and effort to make good work. Your work was not good, not at all. Most people disliked your scenarios and all the people disliked you. The way you think everything is by your law, and your general attitude, is so incredibly pathetic, that I completely believe you are a fail in life because of it. And you are 39, you stupid man, you are horribly immature, I honestly thought you were ten, because I would expect that from a ten year old and then not chastise you for it. You have no reason to excuse your assinine actions, you should be ashamed of yourself. And no one cares about your little emo rants. No one gave a damn if you would leave. In fact, you were such a dumnass that everyone wanted you to leave, and we didnt give a flying **** about your scenarios either. There is a forum thread dedicated to you, and we are celebrating you leaving aomh. Here is the link, http://blackiceaom.activeboard.com/forum.spark?aBID=134021&p=3&topicID=34283730. We are all glad that you were banned, and you deserved it. You are a despicable, pathetic excuse for a human being. You need to improve your ****ty brain, because you will fail at life because you just dont get it. I wish you good luck in your life, you need all of ****ing ireland's luck on your side. You sir, are an idiot. -WinstonShnozwick"

He's wierd...

he seriously must be schzysophrenica or something, being dumb like that just isn't possible