tWas more or less like he explained it. Although it was a bit better nAtured than he implied. He was laughingafter the first knee (might have missed tbh)
Not so much after the second ;)
Uh... He kinda pinned me on the bed at one point, that's about it. Don't get any ideas
1) he does have a somewhat functioning brain. I doubt he would believe it. Maybe not 2) I have a little bit of self respect still hanging in there -thy
Twas a midsummer night last year, when Kara pushed me in, no, tackled me I to a pool. I still don't know why. I don't think anyone else saw. Unless your dad was taking peeks, in which case your life is most definitely a wreck.
You may recall an especially generous hug that night. -mole