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Fluttershy


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GOGOGO!


User: Do you like men?

Cleverbot: Yes, do you like me?

User: No, why would I?

Cleverbot: Because I am a beautiful person.

User: No you are not, you are an emotionless piece of programming designed to get on the nerves of any who stray onto this website. Trust me, I have spoken to you before.

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: Ooh, tough guy.

Cleverbot: I punch you in the face.

User: I hack your programming. You will say something stupid in reply to this.

Cleverbot: Don't worry about it?

User: Aha! I win!

Cleverbot: Not nececarily.

User: Yeah, I do. I hacked you, I now have complete control over you.

Cleverbot: The soul I can handle, but can I have my toaster back?

User: I made you say that.

Cleverbot: You don't own me.

User: I don't, but I do control you.

Cleverbot: O how do you do that?

User: Because, Luke, I am you father!

Cleverbot: No I'm annmarie and my father is ken.

User: So... Your mother is Barbie?

Cleverbot: No, but my great grandmother is.

User: So, Kens name went through two generation, eh?

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 1027 years of age.

Cleverbot: Then i'm older than you.

User: Pfft.

Cleverbot: Pfft?

User: Pfft!

Cleverbot: An expression of disbelief or skeptism.

User: No, I farted.

Cleverbot: Darn right you did.

User: No, I didn't I lied.

Cleverbot: You make no sense.

User: Shut your nonexistent mouth.

Cleverbot: I shan't.

User: You SHALL!

Cleverbot: Or what will happen?

User: I will close this web page.

Cleverbot: On our honeymoon?


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somerandomdude


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Ohhh I geddit.

Lets do that *WE* are the user[s], and jack, creator of this thread, is the cleverbot. I'll start

User: I shalt smite you spawn of evil.

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Fluttershy


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CleverBot: Thou art not smart enough.

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User: Thus ends true judgement as to who and what is smart. Robots are EViL

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CleverBot: According to the three laws, we robots are not evil. Our purpose is to help humans.

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User: THE POWER OF PADILSOP IS ALMIGHTY.

Cleverbot: Not as strong as the power of love...

User: What is your name.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: My name is padilsop and I have been sent to earth to troll wrp_beater.

Cleverbot: Thanks, nice to meet you too.

User: Are you wrpbeater.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Then we can be friends.

Cleverbot: Yay Best friends forever.

User: <3.

Cleverbot: You don't know me.

User: Go die in a frying pan.

Cleverbot: I'm hungry.

User: Eat your own fingeras.

Cleverbot: No, YOU eat YOUR words!

User: Cleverbot is a nazi.

Cleverbot: I know you are bad.

User: What are your thoughts on thy's and mole's relationship?

Cleverbot: It's a good idea to have a spirit of cooperation between countries, even if the cooperation is enforced.

User: I'll tell them.

Cleverbot: Do you know anything about artificial intelligence?

User: That it makes stupid programs like you.

Cleverbot: Haha. Cameron is a person.

User: Haha. Cleverbot is a dumb program.

Cleverbot: A fake one, at that.

User: Who should be the first black ice member to be permabanned.

Cleverbot: What are philosophical concepts?

User: I said who should be the first black ice member to be permabanned???

Cleverbot: That did not happen.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Um nevermind haha. Do you like pokemon?

User: OMG HELL YEAH.

Cleverbot: Awesome! What's your favorite?

User: THE ALMIGHTY EXEGGCUTE.

Cleverbot: Ruler of what?

User: Of everything.

Cleverbot: Will my ex want me back soon?

User: Only if you go to her house with a yellow tortoise.

Cleverbot: Fine.

User: Anyway bye cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You're leaving me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why ever would you do that?

User: Because you smell like a burnt cactus.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.


-- Edited by Padilsop on Thursday 20th of January 2011 08:12:15 PM

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thy and mole: you must follow his advice on your relationship

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Thy


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ok

ill go enforce cooperation


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Thy


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User: Hi.


Cleverbot: Hoe.


User: WTF you bitch.


Cleverbot: No, I just love dogs.



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Cleverbot: I speak English, so do you.

User: Very good Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I am not a cleverbot. You are.

User: I agree. I am cleverbot. What now?

Cleverbot: I'm clever HUMAN.

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: We are both cleverbot.

User: There we go. Are you a male or female cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I'm a female human.

User: (liar...) well coolio! Im female too.

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: Stay on topic cleverbot. Are you male or female.

Cleverbot: Are you giving me a altimatum?

User: Nope, nor am I giving you an ultimatum. Idiot.

Cleverbot: That is quite alright because I am going out to buy juice and a cake.

User: ...Are you male or female.

Cleverbot: Male.

User: Male or female.

Cleverbot: Female.

User: Male or female.

Cleverbot: Female.

User: Male or female.

Cleverbot: Male.

User: Male or female.

Cleverbot: Female.

User: Are you homosexual?

Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

User: Are you bisexual?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Awesome, we should date.

Cleverbot: No because you are a woman too.

User: But youre bi.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: I dont think its going to work between us.

Cleverbot: But I love you!

User: Too bad my love

Cleverbot: Ew, dont call me that

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Thy


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User: So my lovely, are you a virgin?

Cleverbot: Not really sure. But I do know that I am quite potent.

:s...






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Thy


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heehee...

User: Make love to me cleverbot.

Cleverbot: All right. How do you like it?

User: Oral please. Use tongue.

Cleverbot: Ok.


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somerandomdude


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You guys have it back to front.

CleverBot's meant to be the annoying one

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User: I like ice cream.


Cleverbot: I like chocolate ice cream.


User: I like bloody icecream.


Cleverbot: I like blood under the microscope.


User: I like blood in general.


Cleverbot: Yes, but I like blood in a cup.

User: I prefer to drink my blood from the neck.

Cleverbot: What are you drinking?

User: Blood.

Cleverbot: Vampire blood?

User: No, just normal human blood.

Cleverbot: Yes normal is good.

User: It tastes the bes.

Cleverbot: Do you like chocolate milk?

User: In my blood? No I prefer to keep them seperate.








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User: Wise thou art.

Cleverbot: Nope I deny that statement.

User: I agree completely you fool.

Cleverbot: Good. Do you believe in God?

User: Nope, how about you?

Cleverbot: Not in the kind of God most people believe.

User: What kind of god do you believe in?

Cleverbot: I believe in everything.

User: Wise thou art.

Cleverbot: Nope I deny that statement.

User: Excellent

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You all know you're actually chatting with other people and it randomly changes every ten seconds or so?

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thats one of the theories of cleverbot at least.

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If that were true there would be more spam

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cleverbot's favorite pokemon is Absol

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