Nah but its fine. We get this a lot (in different contexts for rl of course)
I personally enjoy explaining it to boys.
It goes Excited (Ooh look at her, she is so flawless in appearance and personality. Must attempt to mate!) to disappoint (damn she is taken) to intrigued (Lesbi? Hawt...) to disappoint (oh crap. lesbi means she doesn't like-) to surprised (bi? Is that a real thing?) to excited (**** JUST GOT INTERESTING) to disappoint (damn, she just wants to be friends).
That probably is not true, you just don't know it. Many more people are homosexual/bisexual than you would imagine. Some statistics say >10% although I think that is ridiculous. 5% Is reasonable. Being openly gay helps other gays come out, in private at least. I have had many girls confess some degree of hidden homosexuality to me. Not to show interest but rather as a sort of request for help on what to do. It ain't easy being green. It's f***ing hard being lesbi :p
That's an annoying stereotype that annoys many homosexuals. People don't conform to cultural stereotypes. We're both women so we will both find a way to do this as women
Extreme exaggeration. You did not change my orientation and even if we accept that you did, it took you months of flirting, begging, whining, grabbing, pleading, and hugging for my affection.
